June 2011
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Jun 10th
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May 2011
9 posts
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May 29th
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May 23rd
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May 22nd
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Who would like...
to skype it up?  Skype: Fuckyeahzack
May 22nd
May 21st
May 21st
169 notes
4 tags
Well then.
Just met three lovely ladies from the U.K. on omegle. Much better than all of the penises. Can’t wait to move there. Carry On.
May 21st
March 2011
7 posts
4 tags
Thinking of starting a video blog.
It will be fantastic. Any ideas? Anyone? Anyone? Bueller? 
Mar 29th
WatchWatch
Another favorite. 
Mar 28th
Mar 28th
Mar 10th
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Mar 8th
6 tags
Anyone looking...
For a large, teddy bear-like male exotic dancer? Well maybe not exotic, but you get the point. I’m lacking a job, and I just need to work my way through college. I’ll do bachelorette parties, Bar Mitzvahs, you name it. Let me know ;)
Mar 8th
5 tags
Office Tech
This. Class. Is. The. Devil. All we do is write on microsoft word. That’s it, write fake buisness letters and recreate documents. At least the signs around the room are somewhat enjoyable: “Learnin skills, to pay the bills” and, “Don’t fight the FED.” Kill me now. This can’t be a real book.
Mar 7th
February 2011
4 posts
4 tags
I'm talking to a wall here.
..and the wall hates me. 0 Followers.Let’s pick it up.
Feb 27th
Shoveling at 10:30 at night? It’s almost March.This is a joke. Well, I’d still rather do that than watch an episode of Glee.
Feb 26th
Feb 26th
5 tags
Well, let's get started shall we?
     What do you want some sort of introduction? Well, okay. As you can tell, my name is Zack, yes, short for Zachary. I made this blog for 2 reasons.    To become an instantly famous comedian/actor and not have to work for the rest of my life.    Make any of you out there laugh, even if it’s just a tad. I think I should work on the second one before I get ahead of myself. I’m...
Feb 26th