What do you want some sort of introduction? Well, okay.

As you can tell, my name is Zack, yes, short for Zachary. I made this blog for 2 reasons.

•    To become an instantly famous comedian/actor and not have to work for the rest of my life.
•    Make any of you out there laugh, even if it’s just a tad.

I think I should work on the second one before I get ahead of myself.

I’m standing at 6’2 290lb (or 131 Kilos, for every Country that’s not America.) The first thing you’re probably thinking is, “Daaaammmnn.” Yes, I know I’m a hefty, (fat) individual. But my personality succeeds yours anyways. Maybe I can’t beat you at  one your so called “Athletic Activities”. You must feel proud having one of your little plastic trophies on top of your Moms desk, Oohh impressive. Besides, there’s nothing funny about a physically fit man.

I’m pretty much a lazy bastard. From sitting on my ass to surfing the internet. Or even making a blog that most likely none of you will attempt to read unless there’s a picture of a kitten doing wacky things on it speaking in some weird lingo like, “I can has edd-you-cation nao?”

So follow away. Tell your friends. Tell your Mom. Just don’t tell the cops.